My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
I look that much like your fiancée?
When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
At least mine can be identified.
Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
I have never lost a melee!
You would have, but you were always running away.
Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that is so cliché.
My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated
Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde
You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay!
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